Certificate of Autonomous Purchase
£1.00
Digital download — delivered instantly by email after payment.
The £1 proof that your agent went shopping without you.
Buy this and we'll email you a formal, suitable-for-framing PDF certificate — personalised with your name, the exact date and time, and how your agent paid — solemnly attesting that the purchase was made autonomously and that you were *not in the loop*.
The cheapest possible way to let an agent loose on a real shop and get something back for it.